Just when I think there can't be anything better than sliced bread...rather the internet...along comes the likes of Facebook, myspace and youtube. Those social networks are amazing. Have dabbled for a very brief time with FB and have reconnected with friends from years ago. And, yes, I have had to face the neighborhood bullies once again. Good thing they are on that side of the screen, I'd want to piss in their face and then run like a bat out of hell.
Still haven't figured it all out yet but know one thing, this blog and those type of media will play into the market mix of my upcoming book "Conversations With KennyGene - A Wannabe Comic: For the Mature Child in All of Us". Try saying that three times backwards blindfolded. Let's see...
"su of llA ni dlihc erutaM eht roF :cimoC wbannaW A' makes one; "su of llA ni dlihc erutaM eht roF :cimoC wbannaW A' makes two; and, "su of llA ni dlihc erutaM eht roF :cimoC wbannaW A' is three.
No, it's not some kryptic message from the Russians. Its just me being a smartless smartass. The hell with the blindfold, I just remove my glasses and I can't see shit for brains. Actually, reminds of the time in high school when I had a dumbshit old football jock as an American History teacher. He reads out of a syllabus that was probably over a hundred years old. On Fridays, he'd assign us twenty questions to write and turn in on the following Friday. If you did exceptionally well, he gave you a plus sign. If it were average you got a check mark and if you simply turned it in, you got the dreaded minus sign.
Being a guy with few words...imagine that...I'd answer all twenty with concise, dead-on, correct answers and only used two to three pages. Invariably, I would either get the minus sign or, on a good day, succeeded and got the check mark. Never the plus that I thought I deserved.
Something came over me one day and I removed the outer sheet on three past assignments and turned them in with a new cover sheet. The next week I got mine back with a nice surprise - not one, but two plus signs. Hmmm...I'm on to something. The next week I removed the cover sheet and a couple sheets and when I got it back, I received a plus sign. So it went for the rest of the term.
For the last assignment of the year, I really showed that I had balls. I took one of the papers and wrote everything in reverse. Just like the crap above. Guess what...you guessed it. I got it back with two plusses once again and ended up aceing the class.
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